A little old lady told a friend of mine the other day when they were standing in line together that all she had ever wanted to have in life was four animals. My friend who has a large dog and a big heart for strays said, “oh really, what kind of animals did you want?
The little old lady said “A mink on my back, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it”.
