Author Archives: Bengt

Kongregate games

Kongregate is a site with (at present) 800+ free games.

A reason for speeding

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing down the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, [...]

Math joke

A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician are sitting in an outdoor cafe. They watch two people go into a building across the street. Shortly thereafter, three people come out.
“Hmm,” says the biologist. “It looks like they reproduced.”
“Nah,” says the physicist. “There was obviously error in our initial measurement.”
The mathematician looks up from his coffee. [...]

Any Monkey Can Blog

Another cool cartoon from bLaugh.

Punctuation Substitution

Punctuation Substitution is a terrific way of relieving your anger in a way that only you (and a few others…) know of.

Project Time Estimator

I have a small plastic bag with dice in it stuck to my cubicle wall. Below it are instructions on how to use the “Project Time Estimator.”
The project director came into my cube a few days ago to ask how long a particular task would take. I got the trusty dice out, threw them and [...]

You rock, You rule

I found this image in a profile at StumbleUpon.

Icon war

Icon war is a great animation, a war at the Windows desktop.

More lightbulb jokes

If you can handle more lightbulb jokes, check out Quickies about LightBulbs. There are many cool versions.

The original lightbulb joke

According to Wikipedia the original version is this one:
Q: How many [insert chosen group here] does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Ten — one to hold the lightbulb and nine to turn the ladder around.