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Category Archives: Joke
The man and his ostrich
A man walks into a restaurant with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order. The man says, “I’ll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich. … Continue reading
Who is more intelligent, men or women?
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to drop off. Otherwise they are all going to … Continue reading
Adam & Eve
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. “Lord, I have a problem.” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well … Continue reading
Marketing explained
Several women I know have asked for me an explanation of Marketing. Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up: You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” … Continue reading
Cats and Dogs
WHAT IS A CAT? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They’re totally unpredictable. 4. They whine when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 6. … Continue reading
Brand Recognition
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends … Continue reading
Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device
BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It’s so easy to use, even a child can operate it. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere-even … Continue reading
Jack and Jill
Jack was to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a fireside chat. “Jack,” he says, “Let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my trousers, handed them … Continue reading
Ball size
The National Science Foundation announced the following results following a two-year study of America’s recreational preferences. * The sport of choice for the urban poor is: Basketball. * The sport of choice for maintenance-level employees is: Bowling. * The sport … Continue reading
The Burglar
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching … Continue reading