Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess’ lap and said: “Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until [...]
A guy was walking through the forest one day when a frog called out to him from the side of the path. It said “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into an enchanting, beautiful princess”. He bent over, picked up the frog, put it in his pocket and continued with his walk.
The frog chimed up [...]
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking Cuddles, her faithful, aged poodle along for the company. One day Cuddles starts chasing butterflies and, before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
Cuddles thinks, “Oh, [...]
A little old lady told a friend of mine the other day when they were standing in line together that all she had ever wanted to have in life was four animals. My friend who has a large dog and a big heart for strays said, “oh really, what kind of animals did you [...]