Tag Archives: Animals

The man and his ostrich

Posted on November 18, 2006 by Bengt

A man walks into a restaurant with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order. The man says, “I’ll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich. … Continue reading →

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Cats and Dogs

Posted on November 18, 2006 by Bengt

WHAT IS A CAT? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They’re totally unpredictable. 4. They whine when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 6. … Continue reading →

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The Burglar

Posted on November 18, 2006 by Bengt

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching … Continue reading →

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