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Administratium
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named “Administratium.” Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, … Continue reading
That’s Not My Job
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could … Continue reading
Punctuation Substitution
Punctuation Substitution is a terrific way of relieving your anger in a way that only you (and a few others…) know of.
Project Time Estimator
I have a small plastic bag with dice in it stuck to my cubicle wall. Below it are instructions on how to use the “Project Time Estimator.” The project director came into my cube a few days ago to ask … Continue reading
Hot Dog Vendor
I have a joke about The Buddhist Hotdog Vendor. Over at Funny Jokes I found another story about the hot dog business titled Hot Dog Vendor.
The consultant
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a … Continue reading