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Pennsylvania women
July 29, 2007 – 5:04 am
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he [...]
Views on marriage
July 14, 2007 – 4:26 am
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. (Katherine Hepburn)
Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for [...]
A reason for speeding
June 5, 2007 – 6:53 pm
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing down the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, [...]
Divorcing man saws house in half
March 9, 2007 – 6:20 pm
Sometimes reality tops fiction. I got this one as a CNN Offbeat Alert.
BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) — A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.
Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured [...]
Math Professor
March 7, 2007 – 8:24 pm
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
“Dear wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or [...]
Sheldon
January 7, 2007 – 10:12 am
A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. in New York City during a terrible rain and somehow manages to get a taxi immediately – extremely lucky. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says: – “Perfect timing. You’re just like Sheldon.”
The man says: – “Who?”
“Sheldon Cohen. There’s a guy who did everything [...]
Jack and Jill
November 18, 2006 – 9:48 am
Jack was to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a fireside chat.
“Jack,” he says, “Let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my trousers, handed them to your mother and said ‘Here Honey, try these on’. So she did, and [...]