Tag Archives: Marriage

Blogging vows

Another cool cartoon from bLaugh.

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Pennsylvania women

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes … Continue reading

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Views on marriage

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. (Katherine Hepburn) Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry … Continue reading

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A reason for speeding

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as … Continue reading

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Divorcing man saws house in half

Sometimes reality tops fiction. I got this one as a CNN Offbeat Alert. BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) — A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in … Continue reading

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Math Professor

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy … Continue reading

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Sheldon

A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. in New York City during a terrible rain and somehow manages to get a taxi immediately – extremely lucky. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says: – “Perfect timing. … Continue reading

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Jack and Jill

Jack was to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a fireside chat. “Jack,” he says, “Let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my trousers, handed them … Continue reading

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