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Math joke

A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician are sitting in an outdoor cafe. They watch two people go into a building across the street. Shortly thereafter, three people come out.
“Hmm,” says the biologist. “It looks like they reproduced.”
“Nah,” says the physicist. “There was obviously error in our initial measurement.”
The mathematician looks up from his coffee. [...]

Math Professor

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
“Dear wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or [...]