Tag Archives: Motor

Lawn mower

I got this image in an email, original source unknown.

Car wash

I got this image in an email, original source unknown.

Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers lists lots of funny texts. I like this one:
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

A reason for speeding

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing down the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, [...]

Speedy seniors

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are [...]