Tag Archives: Women

Having twins?

The young woman showed up for her very first prenatal visit, so excited she could hardly contain herself. “Doctor, is there anything special I should do since I’m carrying twins?” “What makes you think you’re having twins? It’s really too … Continue reading

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The differences between men and women

Have you ever wondered about the differences between men and women? Well, here is Life Explained.

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Pennsylvania women

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes … Continue reading

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I still do not understand women

I stumbled on this image over at Renata’s journal.

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The husband store

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the … Continue reading

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Sheldon

A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. in New York City during a terrible rain and somehow manages to get a taxi immediately – extremely lucky. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says: – “Perfect timing. … Continue reading

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Shipwrecked

Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life –until the boat sank. He found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no … Continue reading

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What 4 animals would you like to own if you only could have those 4?

A little old lady told a friend of mine the other day when they were standing in line together that all she had ever wanted to have in life was four animals. My friend who has a large dog and … Continue reading

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Who is more intelligent, men or women?

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to drop off. Otherwise they are all going to … Continue reading

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Adam & Eve

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. “Lord, I have a problem.” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well … Continue reading

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