The young woman showed up for her very first prenatal visit, so excited she could hardly contain herself.
“Doctor, is there anything special I should do since I’m carrying twins?”
“What makes you think you’re having twins? It’s really too early for us to tell.”
“I must be. I bought the two-pack home pregnancy test kit, [...]
Have you ever wondered about the differences between men and women? Well, here is Life Explained.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he [...]
I stumbled on this image over at Renata’s journal.
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you [...]
A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. in New York City during a terrible rain and somehow manages to get a taxi immediately – extremely lucky. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says: – “Perfect timing. You’re just like Sheldon.”
The man says: – “Who?”
“Sheldon Cohen. There’s a guy who did everything [...]
Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life –until the boat sank. He found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, nosupplies…nothing… only bananas and coconuts.
After about four months, he is lying on the [...]
A little old lady told a friend of mine the other day when they were standing in line together that all she had ever wanted to have in life was four animals. My friend who has a large dog and a big heart for strays said, “oh really, what kind of animals did you [...]
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to drop off. Otherwise they are all going to fall.
They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very [...]
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. “Lord, I have a problem.”
“What’s the problem, Eve?”
“I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.”
“And why is that Eve?”
“Lord, I am [...]